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The image is a vintage-style illustration of a sophisticated couple from the 1950s. The woman, styled with glamorous makeup and a bouffant hairstyle, wears a pink dress with floral embroidery, while the man, exuding charm, is dressed in a sleek, dark suit and stands close behind her. Above them, text reads: "Could I Interest You In A Salad With A Side Of Seduction?" This design blends retro fashion with a playful, romantic flair, adding a touch of nostalgic wit to a kitchen and is displayed on a clothesline
The towel is displayed on a wall hook in a kitchen setting.
The towel is displayed by folding it over a towel bar underneath a shelf.
The image features a vintage-style illustration of a sophisticated couple from the 1950s. The woman, styled with glamorous makeup and a bouffant hairstyle, wears a pink dress with floral embroidery, while the man, exuding charm, is dressed in a sleek, dark suit and stands close behind her. Above them, text reads: "Could I Interest You In A Salad With A Side Of Seduction?" This design blends retro fashion with a playful, romantic flair, ideal for adding a touch of nostalgic elegance and wit to any setting.
This is the plain cotton back of the kitchen towel being displayed.
The image is a vintage-style illustration of a sophisticated couple from the 1950s. The woman, styled with glamorous makeup and a bouffant hairstyle, wears a pink dress with floral embroidery, while the man, exuding charm, is dressed in a sleek, dark suit and stands close behind her. Above them, text reads: "Could I Interest You In A Salad With A Side Of Seduction?" This design blends retro fashion with a playful, romantic flair, adding a touch of nostalgic wit to a kitchen and is displayed on a clothesline
The towel is displayed on a wall hook in a kitchen setting.
The towel is displayed by folding it over a towel bar underneath a shelf.
The image features a vintage-style illustration of a sophisticated couple from the 1950s. The woman, styled with glamorous makeup and a bouffant hairstyle, wears a pink dress with floral embroidery, while the man, exuding charm, is dressed in a sleek, dark suit and stands close behind her. Above them, text reads: "Could I Interest You In A Salad With A Side Of Seduction?" This design blends retro fashion with a playful, romantic flair, ideal for adding a touch of nostalgic elegance and wit to any setting.
This is the plain cotton back of the kitchen towel being displayed.

Salad Seduction – Funny Romance-Inspired Kitchen Towel (Free U.S. Shipping)

We designed this kitchen towel for those who savor their greens as much as their guilty pleasures.

Spice up your kitchen decor with a playful invitation to mix more than just salad dressing.

Perhaps a romp around the romaine or some greens garnished with innuendos?

Lettuce be honest; who doesn’t want a bit of playful flirtation with their fiber? 

It’s kind of like foreplay for foodies.

Towel Details:

  • 100% Cotton
  • One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm )
  • One-sided print - plain cotton backside
  • Lightweight
  • Hemmed Edges
  • Machine wash and dry
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
$24.99
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Material: Cotton Twill

Size: 18" × 30"

Sku: 54550150253501760267

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